strange little creature


This strange little creature has
Light skin and two eyes in the front of its head.
It wears a violet bow its head and a shirt
with a baby Mickey mouse on it.
From experience I have learned that it has
the power to attract humans to it.
It can also control your mind!
It will make you do funny faces and weird noises
for hours, only for its entertainment.
It forces you to bathe it, feed it, and take it wherever you go
And to take care of it or else it will scream a scream
that can kill a thousand men.
Apparently it can also make a smell so horrible
that a human near it would pass out.
It steals all the attention that
someone else might be getting.
It does not let you sleep for days
and you have to make it go to sleep.
I have been told from my expert mom and dad
that they are the most innocent creatures in the world
but to me
it’s a mind controlling, human magnet
not “the most innocent creature in the world”.
It’s a strange creature that will never
I mean never!
Magnetize me or control my mind with its evil little powers.
David M.